i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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