you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
