I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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