Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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