All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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