Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
