let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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