Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Your cock deserves a montage
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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