Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
either way he was missing a nipple.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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