I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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