Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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