hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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