we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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