My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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