you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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