Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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