Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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