They should really pass out barf bags in church
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm like, not good at living.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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