Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just want to make out with him forever
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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