Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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