i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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