I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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