I'm really into asian looking animals
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Shame - the story of my life.
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