West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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