I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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