if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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