do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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