The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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