Christians are straight up FREAKS
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I woke up under a house in Key West
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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