You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Randomize
