i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Randomize
