I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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