put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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