have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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