How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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