The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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