that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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