just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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