Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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