She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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