ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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