I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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