And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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