I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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