Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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