I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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