We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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