Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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