That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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