chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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