I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
tell me about the fingering
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