Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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